Monday, April 20, 2009

Church, Parking Lot

Hey. Whatup. Long time no post. So what? It might not be obvious but I'm in a pretty good mood. I have failed out of fashion school but I have also regained my mental sanity - tit for tat! So. What now? Well, I suppose it's time to get that letter out to Lululemon. Sweeeeeeet. No really. If anyone needs help for anything, I'm here for you. At $10/hr (minimum).

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Neighbours

Thanks for the view. Now go back to fucking really loudly, all day, everyday.

This is for all the people living under other people.


Sunday, January 11, 2009

Day By Day

Have you ever felt that you weren't sure what your life was missing til you actually saw it?

Have you ever felt that if you were a cat, things might be more straightforward cause you could just scratch the shit out of what/whomever was bugging you to resolve all problems?

Have you ever felt that a big bear, stuffed or real, is what S****tology really needs to attract more joiners?

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Bah, Argh, Blergh, Ach, Wah, Noooooo!!

Crikey. I couldn't sleep last night, the melatonin's not working anymore! The cause of my anxiety? A little place called RyeHigh and it's "fashion design" program. It would indeed be most suitably personified as a wench (luv that word!), aesthetically and conceptually. Is school really supposed to be this painful? I have a feeling I might be in the wrong place - TO, RyeHigh and I were just not meant to be. See you in New Zealand?

OK, Diary, laters.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Cause and Effect

You can't eat onion rings all day and not pay the price!

Is anyone still reading this??

Sunday, November 9, 2008



Have you ever had to pee really bad the whole way home? So bad that you could barely hold it, and when you got home, ready to hit the can, the door to the bathroom wass CLOSED and someone wass inside taking an epic shower? Yeah, me too.

Sooo...have you ever then ever grabbed the largest empty yogurt tub you could find in the kitchen, run into your room, slammed the door and taken a leak right into the tub, all the while feeling nothing but sweet blessed relief? Yeah, me neither.

Sunday, October 26, 2008